The King of Games is coming; leathered, bejewelled and all musked up for victory
He is not just a man – he is the standard by which men are measured
A champion among legends. A victor beyond all winners. The kind of man who doesn’t break records — records crumble before him. He once played two-side solitaire against himself and both sides managed to win.
And now, he’s coming. Ready. Willing. Able. Smelling faintly of cedar, leather, and untamed glory. He’s musked up and itching for battle — in any game, any time, anywhere. Cribbage? He’ll count his fifteens before you’ve even cut the deck. Billiards? He doesn’t chalk his cue; the cue asks to be chalked. Crokinole? His flicks are smoother than a double rye on the rocks. Horseshoes? He once landed a ringer while blindfolded, during a prairie windstorm.
Darts. Cornhole. Cards. Golf. His game list is longer than a Saskatchewan winter — and twice as unforgiving.
The man has never been defeated. Never.
But that doesn’t mean he can’t be challenged.
So the question becomes… will you be the first to take him down?
If you have a spine of steel and a heart of flame, step forward. DM Mangy Coyote for details.
Because legends aren’t born from timidity.

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